sexta-feira, maio 06, 2011

Comprando requeijão no shuck, uma mulher que estava do meu lado pagando pergunta:
- Isso é bom?
E eu respondi que era das 3 melhores coisas do mundo depois de sexo. Aliás, eu pensei em responder isso, mas só disse que é ótimo.
- Parecido com Philadelphia? - E vocês manjam Philadelphia, aquele queijo cuja propaganda mostra Paris, num fundo musical de New York, New York.
- Muito melhor.
- Quantos porcento de gordura?
- Algo como duzentos zilhões. Você pode praticamente sentir as artérias do coração se entupindo a cada mordida, o colesterol fluindo nas veias.
- Uhm! Parece bom. Acho que também vou comprar.

É isso aí, galera. Vamos aumentar a demanda para manter a oferta!

11 comentários:

Marceli disse...

Parabéns pelo trabalho realizado no blog. Gostei muito!


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